We're like a lot better than the average bears
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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