IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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