Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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