He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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