Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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