you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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