Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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