im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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