Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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