did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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