I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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