We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Randomize
