All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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