so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i came on her dog
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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