I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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