it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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