My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
