Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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