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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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