Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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