If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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