I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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