Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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