I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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