I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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