My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think I died a long time ago.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
