I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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