yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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