If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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