Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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