bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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