can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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