So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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