if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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