fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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