Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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