You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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