Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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