Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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