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Dual....:-)
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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