who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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