can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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