why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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