its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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