he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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