He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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