Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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