I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can you bring me the toilet please
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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