he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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