If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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