You really coming over, don't trick.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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