i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I've blown a few things in my day
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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