As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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