Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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